the future is now
what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.
it’s 2013 why hasn’t a bank had the slogan “it’s common cents” yet
i say we demand change
I have to give you credit for that one
Now you have my interest
Really cashing in on all these puns, huh?
I’ve found a deposit of puns!
I can tell you’ve been saving up these jokes for a while now.
"My philosophy is: If you can’t have fun, there’s no sense in doing it."
Rest In Peace Paul Walker (September 12th, 1973-November 30th, 2013)
The incredibly talented and super smart Evan Rachel Wood called out the MPAA on their misogynistic, sexist crap after seeing the new cut of her movie and she ain’t wrong.
An act of dissent from the people of District 11. This is exactly the kind of thing I am supposed to be defusing!
Like I said, my family dresses up on Thanksgiving.
#the best part about this is that she totally consulted Martha #you know she ended up having a discussion with Martha about it #and found out the Castle was being a pain #and then the two of them launched this wonderful plan to get back at him #you cannot tell me that it isn’t true #i will not believe you #and Castle better watch it because Martha and Kate are a dangerous combination of smarts sass and awesomeness (via pinktheatre)